1 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:24,000 It's 5:14 am 2 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:28,000 Today, Sunday 10 June, after a quiet election eve, everybody is voting in Italy. 3 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:38,000 Italians that will go to vote of the 76.466 pollings to elect 630 members and 315 senators 4 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:47,000 will be 42.223.813. We suppose a good influx of resident abroad Italians. 5 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:50,000 Thus special trains were set by the national railways. 6 00:00:51,000 --> 00:01:02,000 Alitalia set special flights too, to let our emigrants to get their election headquarters and exercise their right to vote. 7 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:06,000 Today Sunday pollings will be open from 7 am to 10 pm. 8 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:10,000 Tomorrow Monday will be open at 7 am and will definitely close at 2 pm. 9 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:17,000 We expect a high percentage of voters in spite of the unstable and perturbed weather on the whole peninsula. 10 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:28,000 From 10 am our news will make you informed about first influxes region to region. 11 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:34,000 Now we connect to our editorial in Milan... 12 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:58,000 Munich Sunday 7 am 13 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:18,000 Pasquale wake up. 14 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:14,000 Pasquale go to wash yourself. 15 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:17,000 Indeed have a bath, you have to go till Matera. 16 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:20,000 I want they see you changed since you are with me. 17 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:23,000 In the meanwhile I make you breakfast. 18 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,000 Plenty breakfast so it'll be enough for you till you get to Matera. 19 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:33,000 Pasquale tell your parents I coudn't come to Matera. 20 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:37,000 because it's a period of great work at the office. Got it? 21 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:29,000 Pasquale, are three t-shirts enough? 22 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:47,000 Pasquale, the breakfast is on the table. 23 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:11,000 Everyday I'm in love with you more. Who knows why? 24 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:17,000 Who knows what they give you to eat in Matera. 25 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:20,000 Poor Pasquale. 26 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:57,000 Vote for the right one, Pasquale, ok? 27 00:06:57,000 --> 00:07:00,000 Sure he'll vote for the right one, he's leaving his wife here. 28 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:04,000 If I go to Italy I'll find a wife. 29 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:15,000 - Lucky man, he's going to Italy. - Lucky man. 30 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:21,000 Turin. Sunday 7,30 am 31 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:29,000 Magda. For God sake, stop up. 32 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:34,000 - Furio, what did I do? - You can't dispose laggages in a car that way. 33 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:39,000 When you are doing this operation you have always to consider that you are making a mosaic. 34 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:41,000 Each thing has to match to each other. 35 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:43,000 It has to be like a puzzle. No more no less. 36 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:46,000 Lets go babies, come here. 37 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:08,000 Anton Giulio, go to the place of Anton Luca. Anton Luca, go to the place of Anton Giulio. There's a slight imbalance. 38 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:12,000 This is a more acceptable settling. 39 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:16,000 Anyway perfection belongs only to God, for God sake. 40 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:20,000 - Listen to me honey, lets talk. Have you done everything you had to do? - Yes. 41 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:24,000 Have you turned the gas off? Did you bring the knob in horizontal position? 42 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:25,000 Have you closed the windows? Perfect. 43 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:30,000 Have you picked the bag with documents up? Security card, identity card, VAT number card? 44 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:31,000 - Yes. - Perfect. 45 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:38,000 Thermos with milk? Thermos with water and lemon? Fruit juices? Butter sandwich? Ham sandwich? Stracchino sandwich? Perfect. 46 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:43,000 - Talking about that, where did you buy the ham? From Luciano of from Gino? - Luciano. 47 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:51,000 Next time buy it from Gino. The cut is better, and then Gino's ham has another flavor compared to Luciano's one. Alright? 48 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:51,000 Yes. 49 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:55,000 Listen to the very last thing. Did you pick the binoculars up? 50 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:57,000 What we have to do with the binoculars? 51 00:08:57,000 --> 00:09:01,000 What we have to do with the binoculars? There's the whole Appennin section from Bologna to Florence that scenically talking is spectacular. 52 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:04,000 - Dad, I picked it up. - Good boy. 8 to Anton Giulio and 5 to the mom. 53 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:06,000 Poor Mom, I'm kiddin you. God forbid. 54 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:10,000 There's one minute to 8.30, I can use it to call the ACI. 55 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:12,000 - The ACI? - The ACI. One minute. 56 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:16,000 - Magda, do you adore me? - Yes. - So the feeling is mutual. 57 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:41,000 Hello. Am I talking to the rideable roads service (ACI)? Goodmorning. I am an ACI associate, card number 917655/UT like Udine Torino. 58 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:45,000 I was bothering you to get some elucidations because I'm going to Rome to vote. 59 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:51,000 Listen, I've heard from the sailors bullettin that a low pressure area of 982 millibar is coming. 60 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:58,000 This is confirmed by a very annoying headache that occurs whenever there's a sudden pressure drop. 61 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:02,000 On the other hand, dear friend, this is the price we meteoropathic have to pay. 62 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:11,000 Listen, I was asking this. In your opinion, if I leave in about three minutes, and keeping a cruising speed of 80/85 km/h 63 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:16,000 in your opinion, I'm in time to leave the perturbation behind me near Parma? 64 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:19,000 Fuck off. 65 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:25,000 Hello? Hello? ACI? Hello? 66 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:28,000 How strange, the line must have fallen. 67 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:33,000 Magda, did you leave the kids alone in the car? 68 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:37,000 I'm sorry Furio, is it really necessary for me to come with you to Rome? 69 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:41,000 Excuse me Magda, are you kiddin me or are you talking seriously? 70 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:47,000 I rest a little, I stay alone a little. Plus you have more space in the car. 71 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:50,000 It seems to me to have heard a fool thing. 72 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:56,000 Apart from the fact that you're giving a bad example to our children who know well that we're going to perform our duty of honest Italian citizens 73 00:10:56,000 --> 00:11:00,000 then explain me a thing, from what you have to rest? Explain me that. Explain me that, Magda. 74 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:04,000 From nothing. Excuse me. 75 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:07,000 - Excuse me Magda, where are you going? - To turn the heater off. 76 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:16,000 You told me you have done everything. You are a little liar. I'm waiting for you with the kids. When you are leaving lock with two turns. Hurry up, it's 8.32. 77 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:20,000 I can't take it anymore. 78 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:24,000 I can't take it. 79 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:29,000 Sunday, 9 am. 80 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:41,000 - I'm sorry, did you see an old lady? - An old lady? - Yes, a bit elder lady. 81 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:44,000 - Yes, with an officer. - Indeed, that's my uncle. 82 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:48,000 - With another lady. - Indeed, that's the wife of my uncle, the sister of my mother. 83 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:55,000 - They were here staying in the shade. - And where is the shadow? - A couple of hours ago there was the sun, they'd move. 84 00:11:56,000 --> 00:12:00,000 - Who moved? The shadow or my grandma? - Them both. 85 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:03,000 - Together? - What a jerk. 86 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,000 Hey Roman. 87 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:18,000 Damn. I'm sorry, you're right. 88 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:26,000 Sorry, I forgot. 89 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:31,000 What's this? This is for who's going to south. Where did you pick it up? 90 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:38,000 Please leave me alone, my head is bursting. If I tell you what happened to me I'd take two hours. 91 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:43,000 Alright, I don't know anything. Anyway, it's liras 12.000. 92 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:50,000 - Liras 12.000? - Of course, you have to pay from Rome. 93 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:05,000 Don't even try. 94 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:23,000 - Come on! - One minute. 95 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:37,000 - What the fuck. We are here since 7.30 am. - Shut up, leave me alone. My head is like a football. 96 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:40,000 - Hi Mimmo. - Hi Auntie. - What happened? - Don't talk about that. 97 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,000 - Hi Granny! 98 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:47,000 - What you mean? - This is the time to arrive? 99 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:54,000 I arrive at this time, I say bye at this time. At this time you go to vote by train. See you and thanks. 100 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:59,000 - Come on Mimmo. Don't be a baby. - Mimmo, I order you to not assume that attitude. 101 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:07,000 You assume attitudes. You give orders, she slaps. I left Rome at midnight to come to pick her up. 102 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:12,000 Among blinding lights, sweat, fog, I was getting crazy. Then I mistaked Verona with Vicenza. 103 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:21,000 - How? - Because I was remembering the arena of Vicenza. Are you never wrong? 104 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:32,000 They wrong. He wrongs all the time, she wronged to get married with him, I wrong to come here every year because they break my balls. 105 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:37,000 - Mamma Teresa, I forbid you to give such judgments. Lets load baggages. - One minute. 106 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,000 If she doesn't apologize I don't leave. 107 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:47,000 - Come on Mimmo, make peace. - No. - Holy shit. 108 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:58,000 He really wants me to leave. I don't want to apologize but I want to go to Rome and vote for communists so they'll shoo him. 109 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:05,000 - Come here Mimmo, come to Granny. - Yes but don't do jokes, right? 110 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:10,000 - Lets go. - You'd know how I was in apprehension for you. 111 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:14,000 - Why? I'm grown up. - I can't be in apprehension for adults? - Now I'm here. 112 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:17,000 Granny's kid. You be fast. 113 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:28,000 Mimmo look. Here there are all the medicines. Everything is written, hours and doses. She already had heparine and pentacel. 114 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:37,000 At 10 give her derinal for circulation, at 10.30 give her cardizem for her heart. Before lunch, which has to be very light, 115 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:44,000 a spoon of ebaren. After lunch instead... - No, stop up now, my head is bursting auntie. 116 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:50,000 Come on Granny, relax. Now we travel quiet and happy. Get in the car. 117 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:55,000 - I don't leave. - You don't leave? 118 00:15:55,000 --> 00:16:00,000 I don't want the anterior seat. I want to seat behind and spread my legs because they hurt. 119 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:07,000 - So lets put the seat off. - The seat off? - It's a peace of cake. - A peace of cake? Are you kiddin me? - Lets put the seat off and make her happy. 120 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:16,000 Damn, I can't take it anymore. Stretch her legs, bend her legs, spread her legs, cover her legs, uncover her legs, recover her legs... 121 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,000 I should do cut her legs. 122 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:34,000 123 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:39,000 Couldn't you put your stockings on before? Right now? In the middle of the street? 124 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:45,000 This morning the colonel said to me "Put your stockings on" but I said to him "Do your own business" 125 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:50,000 Now my legs are in pain, they are puffy, they hurt. - Ok, tell me where are these stockings. 126 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:53,000 In the black bag. There's the talcum too. 127 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:59,000 - The talcum? - They don't fit otherwise. 128 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:11,000 Lets put on these stockings with the talcum. 129 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:18,000 - Where I have to put talcum, on your legs or on your stockings? - On them both. 130 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:29,000 - Ahi, it pinches. What are you doing? - Calm down Granny, now we try. 131 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:44,000 Calm down. Be quiet. 132 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,000 It tickles. 133 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:58,000 Calm down, we are ridicolous. 134 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:10,000 - Oh my God! - What? 135 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:15,000 - I have to pee. I can't keep it. - Do it in my hand. 136 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:23,000 Up your leg. Up your butt. Stand up. 137 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,000 Done. 138 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:40,000 You fool. You think I'm so ramshackle to pee in my pants? 139 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:47,000 - Were you joking? - You fool! - How can I know? You've got 2.000 medicines. 140 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,000 Ametrano. 141 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,000 Are you going to Matera to vote? 142 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,000 Have you been abroad for very long? 143 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,000 Do you have anything to declare? 144 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,000 You can go. 145 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:06,000 Ametrano. Remake your picture, you got worse. 146 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:21,000 - Do you need eyewash too? So, where's this eyewash? - Don't face to me in that tone. 147 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:25,000 It should be in the bag with other medicines. 148 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:32,000 - Where is it? - It'd be here. Auntie gave it to me. 149 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:39,000 - Did we leave it in Vicenza? - In Verona. - In Verona, sorry. 150 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:50,000 - Then we'll do without it. - No, don't even try, we'll not do without it, alright? 151 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:02,000 Fortunately I kept the list. Wait a moment, I'll be fast. 152 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:21,000 Does she has convulsions now? 153 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:36,000 Go away. Don't even try. 154 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:42,000 Granny, liras 39.000. I just say this. 155 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:57,000 - Oh my God Granny. - What's up? - Guess where was the bag. 156 00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,000 - Where? - On the top. - And now? 157 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:05,000 - And now I try to get a refund. - Try it. - Damn, hold on. 158 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:13,000 Screw you. 159 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:26,000 - Granny, they give me a coupon. What does it mean? - It means that they fuck you. 160 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:39,000 Family, a moment of silence. It's time for the first envelope. 161 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:43,000 Lets see what Dad wrote before leaving. 162 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:54,000 I retain that the first provision will take place after 260 km, approximately at North Modena between 10.35 and 10.42. 163 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:58,000 - What's time, Magda? - 20 to 11. 164 00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:02,000 - Say it good. - 10.40. - Check this please. 165 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:11,000 - Goodmorning - Buenas dias. So, a good full of gas, a good check to the oil, battery, brake oil. 166 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:17,000 I ask you a courtesy. When you do the gas, be careful to not let the liquid escape. 167 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:24,000 - Magda, where are you going? - I'm bringing the kids to the toilet. 168 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:29,000 - So I talk to walls. - Why? - I repeat you that the 850th time. 169 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:34,000 Public toilets are the vendings of salmonellosis and typhoid, right? 170 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:42,000 Anton Luca and Anton Giulio, Dad ask you a favour. In 22-23 minutes I ensure you that we will be in a large pitch where 171 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:48,000 you will be able to do all your needs. If Dad ask you that, you can do that? 172 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:54,000 - Yes, yes, we can. - So lets go, in the car. 173 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:56,000 Come on. 174 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:05,000 - Magda! - Yes? - Where are you steering? 175 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:12,000 - I have to do my needs in the pitch too? - Go, go. I'll not keep you with chains. 176 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:17,000 If you want to go to meet salmonellosis, you'll find it with its hand outstretched. 177 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:25,000 Magda. At least use this. 178 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:31,000 - What's this? - A sterilized toilet cover. At least we try to make life difficult to bacillus. 179 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:36,000 Go, greetings, and good luck. What I have to say. 180 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:42,000 - Everything is OK. - I trust you. 181 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:47,000 - For God sake, be careful. - It's liras 38.500. - Alright. 182 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:56,000 Uh, listen. If I may, I take the gas card which you have to affix a stamp on. Because it's not a normal gas card 183 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:59,000 which is given to each IVA taxpayer, this is a special gas card given to us executives who are travelling. 184 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:04,000 It gives you a double advantage. Where is it? 185 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:18,000 I can't take it anymore. 186 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:21,000 Ghosts were here. It's the only explanation. 187 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:30,000 - Lock the doors. Don't open to anybody. I leave you a little of air. - Like dogs. 188 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:38,000 I'm going to Mom to ask for the gas card. In the meanwhile do me a courtesy. Check the tires pressure, 189 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:41,000 1.6 ahead, 1.8 behind, so we both save time, alright? 190 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:49,000 Open the door kids, I have to move the car to check the tires pressure. Open the door, come on. 191 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,000 Yes? 192 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:14,000 Magda, something paranormal happened. The gas card is not in the clipboard. 193 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:20,000 - Furio, we should leave it at home. - We should? You left it at home. 194 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:27,000 Excuse me Magda, in your purse it'd be the list I made for you yesterday, can you give it to me a moment? 195 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:42,000 Here it is. At number 22 there are all documents we had to bring, among them, at letter C, there's written very clear 196 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:43,000 GAS CARD 197 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:52,000 - I apologize. - I accept your apologize. We're waiting for you outside. Hurry up Magda. 198 00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:07,000 For God sake, what are they doing! Stop! You're breaking my suspensions! Stop! Hands off! 199 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:13,000 - A glass of water please. - With gas? - No, regular. 200 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:45,000 Thank you. 201 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:54,000 - Did you go to the bar secretly? Can you explain me why, if we brought thermos specially? 202 00:29:54,000 --> 00:30:03,000 - Furio, I had a pill. - Psycho drugs again? Magda, I think you are abusing of them. 203 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:09,000 Magda, you're wasting yourself. You don't love yourself and this is couse for great pain for me. 204 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:15,000 Anyway, to be short, you have to go to the car to change Anton Luca, who peed in his pants. 205 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:19,000 What? He should keep it till the pitch. 206 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:25,000 He could do that, but I had to absent myself to come and ask you this notoriuos gas card so four 207 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:31,000 brutes slammed him in the car urging his bladder. Lets go, come on, hurry up. 208 00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:07,000 That's all about Middle Italy. Lets talk about Southern Italy now. 209 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:13,000 In Campania at 9.30 am the percentage of voters was 21.5%. 210 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:20,000 Basilicata: from a first check, we have only the result of Matera: 211 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:48,000 SPEAKING GERMAN 212 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:42,000 Did they steal your studs? Eh, they do that, they do. 213 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:36,000 Auntie did't tell me that 11 am was the time of the injection. She was silent, she smart. 214 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:42,000 I know that for this kind of medicines there are pills, syrups, suppositories. 215 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:46,000 Did you want to put the suppository to your Granny? 216 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:50,000 You put that by yourself. Yuck Granny. 217 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:56,000 Damn! It hurts. 218 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:06,000 - Excuse me, you have to look just at here? - I can't watch? 219 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:09,000 - I'm on my ground and I look at what I want. 220 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:14,000 - This is My Granma's butt and you can't look at it. This is the butt of an old lady. 221 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:20,000 - Oh! - Now I climb on a tree so I can see it better. 222 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:30,000 - So now the curtain is closed. - Come on Mimmo. Do this injection. My kidneys hurt. 223 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:35,000 - And know what? You've got an old butt. - Don't you feel ashamed saying that? - No! 224 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,000 Go away! Voyeur, go away! 225 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:48,000 Who won? Come on, bend. There's nobody now. Is the point this? 226 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:54,000 - No, upper. - Upper there's the bone. What a bone! It looks like a bicycle handlebar. 227 00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:57,000 - You exagerate! - Again. Here's another one. 228 00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:00,000 You look like doing the rabies to a dog. 229 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:05,000 - What you mean? - I mean that if you were a doctor you should be in prison. 230 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:12,000 We aren't in an hospital among nurses and nuns. This is my first shot. 231 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:18,000 - It looks like that. - OK. Where's the mistake in your opinion? 232 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:24,000 First of all, the position. If you do that on the right cheek, she has to up the right leg. 233 00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:30,000 Otherwise, the muscle is hard, the cyst comes out, and the cheek swells. 234 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:35,000 - What happens to my cheek? - Ma'am, a bump comes out, it becomes like a plum. 235 00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:39,000 Great! 236 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,000 How you want to do that? With or without pinch? 237 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:45,000 What you mean? 238 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:53,000 With pinch it's this way. I see, it's better without pinch, you can shot your finger. 239 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:57,000 Stop now, he's scaring me. Granny, who did you stop? 240 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:04,000 - Give me the tool. - Are you crazy? With hands like those? Are you kiddin me? 241 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,000 Wait a moment. 242 00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:11,000 - Mimmo take it easy. This man has proficiency. 243 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:14,000 Proficiency? What proficiency? He's a truck driver. 244 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:22,000 Truck drivers are good. I was used to make love with a truck driver. He was so kind and good. 245 00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:27,000 Anyway, I'm bored. Let him do this shot. 246 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:30,000 Hold the bottle, so you do something. 247 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:40,000 - Do me this injection! - Ma'dam, I did it. Done. 248 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:45,000 - Did he hurt you? - He has feather hand. He didn't hurt me at all. 249 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:53,000 Kid, this hand can be iron or can be feather. Today it was feather. Here you are. 250 00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:58,000 - I'm leaving now. - Thank you. - I need to sleep. 251 00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:04,000 - This job is a prison. - What's your name? 252 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:10,000 - My name? I'm The Prince ma'am. - Really? The Prince? 253 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:16,000 - Have a good trip Prince, thanks. - You're welcome, it was my duty. 254 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:36,000 Can I speak now? Have you done? Enough with doctors, medicines, shots and princes. Now we go straight to Rome. 255 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:46,000 It was only 5 km detour. We took 20 minutes. 256 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:50,000 - 20 minutes? 50 minutes. What clock you have? - Don't be loud. 257 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:54,000 - What? - Dead people are here. 258 00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:59,000 - Anyway, where we have to look for this tomb? - Here, now we'll find it. 259 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:05,000 - What was your friend's name? - I don't remember, like "smile" or like "rice". 260 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:10,000 I don't know. 261 00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:16,000 - Yes, now we make butter rice. - Come on, don't kid. Granny, you brought me here and now you 262 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,000 don't remember his name. 263 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:21,000 There are 6.000 deads here. It's not easy at all. 264 00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:30,000 Now we look for it. Lets divide, the first who finds her has to call the other one. 265 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:40,000 - Her? She's a girl now? - I meant the tomb. - The tomb of who? 266 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,000 It's like "smile" or "rice". 267 00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:55,000 Granny! Can it be "Risaliti"? 268 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:08,000 Give me a smile you passer-by. 269 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:25,000 The Avasini massacre. Poor people. 270 00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:39,000 Granny! There's a guy who is like Nicolino. Just like him! 271 00:42:58,000 --> 00:42:59,000 Granny! Where are you? 272 00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:06,000 Did you find it? 273 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:13,000 - No. Look how beautiful is this tomb. - Granny! 274 00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:16,000 - You have to make a one for me like that when I'm dead. 275 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:22,000 - How you got into your head? - When I'm dead I want a tomb like that. Listen to me. 276 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:29,000 Lets make a deal. I'll leave you the house in the countryside, but you make me a tomb like that. 277 00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:33,000 It's so beautiful. I really like that. 278 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:36,000 I don't even think about that. I don't even want to look at that. 279 00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,000 I don't like you make this kind of speeches. 280 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:45,000 - You are young, granny's kid. I'm old, I have to think about that. - Enough! 281 00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:50,000 Look what a beautiful girl. 282 00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:58,000 Who knows how she died. Many young people die. There it was full of children. 283 00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,000 Poor them. 284 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:08,000 - Lets give her a flower. - Two flowers. She's beautiful. 285 00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:16,000 Granny, I'm curious. Who knows who were all these deads, what was their job. 286 00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:21,000 I'm curious. This one, for example. Who knows what was his job. 287 00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:26,000 - He was a lawyer. - A lawyer? Why a lawyer? - It's written. 288 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:34,000 Lets give a flower to him too. 289 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:44,000 Granny, listen. We'll not find this "smile" or "rice" even if we search for a week. 290 00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:49,000 Lets do a thing. Go whole hog. Lets give flowers to everybody, random. 291 00:44:56,000 --> 00:45:05,000 - Excuse me, are you from here? Is a tomb like "smile", "laugh", "laughing" here? 292 00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:08,000 There is nothing funny. 293 00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:30,000 Don't tell me that it's this. 294 00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:38,000 - De Riso Francesco. - De Riso is OK, Francesco... - Francesco is OK too. 295 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:44,000 Granny, lets stop here. Anyway we can't find anything better than this. Alright? 296 00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:33,000 Check at the casher please. 297 00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:37,000 A sandwich? 298 00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:40,000 It's Liras 1.000. 299 00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:38,000 Here you are. 300 00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:27,000 It's quitting raining. 301 00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:33,000 Apparently this perturbation had a much more extension than what the aeronautic colunel foresaw yesterday. 302 00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:36,000 Much deeper. Anyway, whatever. 303 00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:43,000 Come on kids, lets play again. Who first see a countryman gets 5 points, a horse 10 points 304 00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:47,000 a bell tower 15 points. What's the score? 305 00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:50,000 - Me 70, Anton Luca 20. - And the mom? - 0. 306 00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:58,000 Zero? Magda, come on, a bit of enthusiasm. It's an instructive game for the kids. A bit of spirit. 307 00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:03,000 A country man? A bell tower? Hey, what's going on? 308 00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:07,000 - What's happening? - The car hangs on the right. 309 00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:11,000 - Go slowly. - I'm going slowly, wait, now I accost. 310 00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:15,000 Damn, it's the right front one. 311 00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:27,000 Front here, QED. Bloody hell. 312 00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:34,000 Well, lets not feel powerless. Lets identify the closest pedestal emergency. 313 00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:40,000 - Why the pedestal emergency? - Because of the ACI emergency service. Wake up honey. 314 00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:45,000 - But Furio, for a tyre? - Magda, it's our right to call, a duty of them to come. 315 00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:48,000 Alright? Anton Giulio, give your dad the binoculars. 316 00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:58,000 Here is one. 317 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:02,000 Here is another. 318 00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:09,000 They look like to be equidistant. Anyhow, if I consider that there's a light climb from here 319 00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:15,000 while it descends sloping from here, maybe I can save 3-4 meters. Awarded. 320 00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:22,000 Magda, do me a courtesy. Put the emergency triangle at 13-14 meters from here. Lets work. 321 00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:38,000 1 2 3 10 100 1000 322 00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:50,000 - Do you need help madam? - No thanks, I don't. 323 00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:53,000 My husband went to call the ACI. 324 00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:59,000 - What's wrong? A tyre? - Yes. - He's calling the ACI for a tyre? 325 00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:06,000 - I'll fix it in 30 seconds. - No, don't mind. Don't bore you. - No problem. 326 00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:15,000 - Hi kids. - Please forget it. - Don't worry, I'll take a minute. 327 00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:22,000 Here it is. 328 00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:37,000 - What I can tell my husband when he's here? - Tell him that a very kind man saw you in troubles and so 329 00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:43,000 he stopped, and gave you this gift. 330 00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:12,000 This is done too. 331 00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:18,000 - Done. See? It was a piece of cake. - I'm sorry, you got dirty. 332 00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:25,000 - I'm sorry because I can't shake your hand. Anyway, my name is Raul. - I'll take you some water. 333 00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:28,000 - Thank you Magda. - How you know my name? 334 00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:39,000 I think I know enough about you. Don't be scared, I heard your husband calling you but... 335 00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,000 may I? 336 00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:45,000 Give me your hand. 337 00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:54,000 - You are not a happy woman, are you? - What are you talking about? Anyway I thank you very much. 338 00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:59,000 OK, I leave. The way is long, we'll meet again. 339 00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:05,000 What is she doing? Going on the rim? Is she crazy? 340 00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:09,000 Stop! Stop! 341 00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:23,000 You had to say "No thanks". Or "Wait when my husband is back." 342 00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:30,000 I told him but he insisted, he was so kind. I don't understand, what's wrong? 343 00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:35,000 Now I explain you what's wrong, immediately. You make me look like a fool with the ACI guys. 344 00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:42,000 Now I'm like the man who was crying "wolf, wolf". Come on Magda. 345 00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:46,000 - Furio, why we just don't leave? They can't know who did that. - Brava! 346 00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:53,000 Lets always think like you do, so Italy will get more and more wasted. What a trouble Magda, what a trouble. 347 00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:56,000 What I will tell them? 348 00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:20,000 - What are you doing? You put the wasted tyre on again? - Of course, there's no solution. 349 00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:23,000 Do you want to find another solution? You can't, no way. 350 00:56:27,000 --> 00:55:29,000 I can't keep it anymore. 351 00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:13,000 - You shot, you go and pick it. - So? Go! - Hurry up! 352 00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:51,000 - I'm sorry, I asked for 5 meatballs. - I gave you 5 of them. 353 00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:05,000 Open your mouth. I said open your mouth. 354 00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:10,000 Yuck! Close it! You've got the cholesterol! 355 00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:20,000 - It's just like an hospital. - You want to go back to the hospital? So eat my stuff. 356 00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:24,000 I need to be very patient at you. 357 00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:34,000 Excuse me, can we sit here? It's not me, it's my granma, she's old and she can't walk. 358 00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:38,000 Stop telling people about my sickness please. 359 00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:46,000 Are you going to vote too? 360 00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:53,000 - I think they are foreigners. - We "Ruskian". 361 00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:59,000 They are very foreigners. 362 00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:02,000 Who are you voting for? 363 00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:08,000 - It's a communist country. - I vote for communists too. 364 00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:13,000 It's not the same, it's just another matter. I'll explain you later, it's a long speech. 365 00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:15,000 Do you know who he's going to vote for? 366 00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:21,000 Vote is a secret. And how you know who I'm going to vote for. 367 00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:23,000 I know who you're going to vote for. 368 00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:26,000 You don't know anything. 369 00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:46,000 My grandson is a pain in my ass. 370 00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:48,000 I want to see how you can translate that. 371 00:59:55,000 --> 01:00:00,000 Mimmo, you know who this man looks like? He looks like that German soldier who... 372 01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:09,000 who came home in the April 1945, and he left his uniform and you gave him my grandfather's cloth 373 01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:18,000 Every foreigner you see has to look like that German soldier. Enough with this German soldier. 374 01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:24,000 We're leaving now. 375 01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:36,000 One moment, miss, if you are coming to Rome you can come to visit us. Mimmo, give her your address and 376 01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:40,000 your phone number, so maybe you can bring her to see Rome. 377 01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:44,000 You think that she'll call me and date me? Are you kiddin me? 378 01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:50,000 Why? She's smiling at you. Miss, will you call him? 379 01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:57,000 Look how she's beautiful. Do you like her? Look at her. 380 01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:00,000 I'm looking at her! 381 01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:06,000 - Do you like her? - Yes! - So why you don't give her your number? - OK! 382 01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:38,000 You've got blood pressure! 383 01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:44,000 Family, a moment of silence. I'm making you known that in this moment our car has just passed 384 01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:50,000 through 650 km. Its running is concluded. Kids, do you want to give the first speed to the car? 385 01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:55,000 - Yes! Yes! - Do you want? Do you want to teach a lesson to that bully? 386 01:01:55,000 --> 01:01:59,000 - It's Sunday and he must not circulate too. - Furio, go slowly please. 387 01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:10,000 Look at his hubris. He feels the owner of the road. Lets see who is the fastest. 388 01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:16,000 - No, break, slow down. - Magda please, don't intrude. I have a perfect mastery of the vehicle. 389 01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:37,000 Who gave you a driving licence? Asshole! Oh shit, there are kids too. 390 01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:42,000 - He doesn't speak anymore! He's dead! - How dead? He's not speaking... 391 01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:49,000 He's really dead! I didn't do it! He cut me off! 392 01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:54,000 You saw that! He cut me off! 393 01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:17,000 - I'm afraid he's dead. - Dead? 394 01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:27,000 No, he's not dead, he's fainting. I felt his wrist, it's regular. Don't worry Magda, don't worry. 395 01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:40,000 Stop, calm down. 396 01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:16,000 - Are you his wife? - Yes. - At a first exam it's nothing worring 397 01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:21,000 I put four point on his forehead. But your husband is in a confusional status of shock, he talks, talks, 398 01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:26,000 he's a continuos logorrhea, he's unstoppable. I gave him a sedative. 399 01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:33,000 Doc, he's always that way. It's his normal status. 400 01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:43,000 - He's that way. - He's that way. I was with him for less than an hour, and, 401 01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:48,000 - ma'am, I'm sorry, but I can't keep it anymore. - You tell me that. 402 01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:55,000 I can't dismiss him, I have to make him plates. I have to hold him for at least 12 hours. 403 01:04:55,000 --> 01:05:01,000 - Doc, does he know that? - Yes, he knows. He raised hell when I saied that to him. 404 01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:07,000 He wanted four beds for you and your kids, then he wanted to let kids sleep in a litter, then he 405 01:05:07,000 --> 01:05:13,000 wanted to let you sleep with a nun. Your husband is such a neurotic anxiety. 406 01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:19,000 Ma'am, I have to follow him seriuosly. 407 01:05:19,000 --> 01:05:23,000 So, gentlemen, we've done with reports. 408 01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:32,000 Cars are in the workshop behind the square. Three of them can leave now. One is yours, one 409 01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:35,000 - is yours. The third is a blue Volk Swagen. - That's mine. 410 01:05:35,000 --> 01:05:42,000 - What about mine? - Yours is a problem. Because there is no way till tomorrow morning. 411 01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:51,000 It's OK, anyway my husband is not ready till tomorrow morning. Is there a guest-house where we can sleep? 412 01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:55,000 Yes, there's an hotel at the end of the street. We can find somebody to bring you there. 413 01:05:55,000 --> 01:06:02,000 - I can bring you, if I may. - No, thanks, don't bother yourself. - No problem absolutely. 414 01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:09,000 - I was thinking to sleep there too. - Please. - I'm in a confusional status too. 415 01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:16,000 - Lets go kids. - Lets go kids, the meal is ready. 416 01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:29,000 - Good evening. - Good evening. - A double room with two little beds. 417 01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:34,000 Not at all. The man is by himself. Give me my kid. 418 01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:39,000 A double room. We're doing good by ourselves. 419 01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:43,000 - Can I see an ID please? - Yes. 420 01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:52,000 Bring the lady to room 10. 421 01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:57,000 - These are yours? - Yes. Very kind. 422 01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:10,000 - Have you an empty room close to 10? - I can see. 423 01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:12,000 Then see. 424 01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:18,000 - Keep hard Granny. Excuse me, do you have a toilet? It's very pressing. - There, in front of you. 425 01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:26,000 Come on, keep hard. You're almost done. Wait, I think this is for smokers. 426 01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:33,000 - Who cares! - Don't lock the door, ok? 427 01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:42,000 It's 15 km that she has to run to the toilet. Anyway, we need to be patient with elders, they are not 428 01:07:42,000 --> 01:07:50,000 like young people like us. Anyway, one day, I was making a trouble on a bus. I did it just in time. 429 01:07:52,000 --> 01:08:02,000 You know why she's that way? She's like children, as she sees something she eats it. Anything. She's terrible. 430 01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:17,000 Lets go whole hog. 431 01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:27,000 How much is a room? It's better for her to sleep here. Anyway, we have all day tomorrow to vote. 432 01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:29,000 Liras 28.000. 433 01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:36,000 - Mimmo, Mimmo, help! - What's happening? OK, I take it. Granny! What's happening? 434 01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:38,000 What's wrong, Granny? 435 01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:53,000 Enough with these jokes! I don't want to travel with you anymore. Even if you give me a million. 436 01:08:55,000 --> 01:08:59,000 - Open the window here. They'll have a bad picture of us. - Who cares? 437 01:08:59,000 --> 01:09:02,000 Who cares? Are you kiddin me? 438 01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:05,000 Anton Giulio. 439 01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:12,000 Anton Luca 440 01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:24,000 Mom. Has Dad to stay at the hospital very long yet? 441 01:09:25,000 --> 01:09:27,000 I wish! 442 01:09:28,000 --> 01:09:30,000 I meant, tomorrow he's out. 443 01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:47,000 - What do you want? Leave me alone! - I can't. - Enough! Go away! 444 01:09:49,000 --> 01:09:53,000 - Why you don't let the kids sleep and come to dinner with me? - No. 445 01:09:53,000 --> 01:10:00,000 I know a good restaurant. Then I would tell you the story of my life. It's very interesting. I travelled three continents. 446 01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:06,000 - No, I'm not interested. - Why? At least, lets go to have a drink at the bar downstair. 447 01:10:06,000 --> 01:10:07,000 No! 448 01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:14,000 - Who was Mom? - Nobody. It was the porter. 449 01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:34,000 Granny, I tell you just a thing. Liras 38.000, I just say that. 450 01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:38,000 - Who can get me up now. - Right? 451 01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:47,000 Here is the bed, there is the toilet, there is the window. Now you rest and tomorrow the trip is easy. 452 01:10:47,000 --> 01:10:51,000 - When do we eat? - Do we eat? Are you kiddin me? 453 01:10:51,000 --> 01:10:57,000 You won't put anything in that mouth till tomorrow morning. Even a glass of water. Right? 454 01:10:57,000 --> 01:11:00,000 Get up. I help you to put your clothes off. 455 01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:04,000 You big bundle. 456 01:11:09,000 --> 01:11:16,000 Granny. I thought you were much more fat. I can count your vertebras. 457 01:11:16,000 --> 01:11:19,000 Put my cloth off please. I'm suffocating. 458 01:14:13,000 --> 01:14:19,000 Here he is the studs stealer! Gaetano! Catch him! 459 01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:24,000 Asshole! Come here! 460 01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:09,000 Are you sure you don't want to spend 1001 nights with me? 461 01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:14,000 No, no, no. Even half. 462 01:15:15,000 --> 01:15:17,000 You don't like me? 463 01:15:19,000 --> 01:15:22,000 Forget it. I'm busy tonight. 464 01:15:24,000 --> 01:15:28,000 The family mother? You know, you won't be getting any with her. 465 01:15:29,000 --> 01:15:35,000 Don't let me go on the road tonight too. I'm not feeling like that. 466 01:15:35,000 --> 01:15:43,000 - Stop, please. - Thank God I didn't leave. She went other three times. 467 01:15:43,000 --> 01:15:46,000 She's sleeping now. 468 01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:49,000 - Can I have a sandwich? - No. 469 01:15:49,000 --> 01:15:53,000 - A glass of hot milk? - The machine is off. 470 01:15:54,000 --> 01:15:57,000 - Cold! - Quiet. - Cold. 471 01:15:57,000 --> 01:15:59,000 Now I see. 472 01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:07,000 Shut up. People are sleeping. Go to sing out. 473 01:16:08,000 --> 01:16:13,000 Shit! Every night this jerk is here. 474 01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:19,000 Croissants in the cellophane. Better than nothing. 475 01:16:25,000 --> 01:16:30,000 - Why you don't pick that guy up? - That guy? His dinner is a croissant! 476 01:16:31,000 --> 01:16:38,000 Maybe the old lady is full of money. Go to him, let him dance. Come on. 477 01:16:41,000 --> 01:16:43,000 May I? 478 01:16:49,000 --> 01:16:53,000 Thank you. I couldn't see the flap from my side. 479 01:16:53,000 --> 01:16:56,000 - Hot today, isn't it? - Uh? Yes. 480 01:16:56,000 --> 01:17:03,000 - Not very much. This morning in Vicenza was cold. - Are you coming from Vicenza? 481 01:17:04,000 --> 01:17:09,000 - Vicenza is the one with the arena? - Yes... 482 01:17:16,000 --> 01:17:21,000 Can you undress a woman? 483 01:17:22,000 --> 01:17:24,000 What? 484 01:17:26,000 --> 01:17:30,000 No way. I'm hopeless with chellophane. 485 01:17:35,000 --> 01:17:41,000 - Yes. OK. Sir! Somebody's asking for you. - Me? - Yes. 486 01:17:45,000 --> 01:17:53,000 I'm sorry, but it's eleven pm. The kids are sleeping, if you keep on playing they will wake up. 487 01:17:53,000 --> 01:17:58,000 - Then I would sleep too. - You can't sleep? 488 01:18:00,000 --> 01:18:04,000 No, here upstair the music is loudy. 489 01:18:04,000 --> 01:18:08,000 Please stop playing, especially that song. 490 01:18:09,000 --> 01:18:12,000 - Why? - I saied "stop". 491 01:18:25,000 --> 01:18:31,000 - I'm not good at dancing. - I teach you. - If it was a modern dance, but I'm 492 01:18:31,000 --> 01:18:37,000 really bad with slow dances. Anyway lets stay apart 493 01:18:38,000 --> 01:18:41,000 or we will fall off together. 494 01:18:43,000 --> 01:18:45,000 - I feel like I'm made of wood. - You're not made of wood. 495 01:19:02,000 --> 01:19:04,000 Enough. 496 01:19:11,000 --> 01:19:14,000 - I'm bad. - Dance. 497 01:19:18,000 --> 01:19:20,000 I'm not able. 498 01:19:55,000 --> 01:19:57,000 Did you understand that was a serenade for you? 499 01:20:11,000 --> 01:20:16,000 - Magda. - No, please. - You make me crazy. 500 01:20:16,000 --> 01:20:19,000 - Leave me alone. - You make me crazy. - Kids are here. 501 01:20:19,000 --> 01:20:23,000 Kids have no eyes on night. 502 01:20:31,000 --> 01:20:33,000 What are you doing? Are you mad? 503 01:20:35,000 --> 01:20:42,000 - Ma'am, the phone! - Who is? - It's your husband. 504 01:20:43,000 --> 01:20:44,000 Enough! 505 01:20:46,000 --> 01:20:48,000 I'll wait for you in my room. 506 01:20:50,000 --> 01:20:52,000 Room number 7. 507 01:21:00,000 --> 01:21:06,000 - Hello Furio? How are you? - How you think I am? Like a stalk of broccoli. 508 01:21:06,000 --> 01:21:13,000 - How are you? Everybody is OK? Did you settle well in the hotel? - Yes. 509 01:21:13,000 --> 01:21:17,000 - Are the kids sleeping? - Yes. - Perfect. Perfect. 510 01:21:17,000 --> 01:21:21,000 - Did you get other analysis? - Yes but minor. 511 01:21:21,000 --> 01:21:27,000 Thank God, your husband is made of still tubes. Rather, do you know what I found out from the plates? 512 01:21:27,000 --> 01:21:29,000 Something unbelievable. 513 01:21:29,000 --> 01:21:34,000 I found out that the tickness of my fibula is much more than the tibia's one. 514 01:21:34,000 --> 01:21:42,000 An incredibly high tickness. This is to demonstrate the great benefits of natural milk instead of artificial milk. 515 01:21:42,000 --> 01:21:46,000 So Nino's theories were actually foolishnesses. 516 01:21:47,000 --> 01:21:51,000 - Are you sure that kids are sleeping? - Yes. - Were you sleeping? 517 01:21:51,000 --> 01:21:55,000 - No. - Were you thinking of me? - Yes. 518 01:21:56,000 --> 01:22:03,000 Uh, honey, do a thing. Tomorrow, when you leave the hotel, make them do the check with the taxation. OK? 519 01:22:03,000 --> 01:22:05,000 - Did you take the VAT number card? - Yes. 520 01:22:06,000 --> 01:22:10,000 - So Magda, do you adore me? - Yes. - So the feeling is mutual. 521 01:22:10,000 --> 01:22:12,000 A kiss to the babies. 522 01:22:16,000 --> 01:22:18,000 Good night. 523 01:22:27,000 --> 01:22:29,000 Listen to this. 524 01:23:39,000 --> 01:23:43,000 Can I ask you a question? What's your job? 525 01:23:44,000 --> 01:23:45,000 Me? 526 01:23:47,000 --> 01:23:49,000 I'm a teacher. 527 01:23:50,000 --> 01:23:57,000 But teachers don't make a lot of money today. I'm always looking for new people. 528 01:23:58,000 --> 01:24:02,000 New friends. To make some extra. 529 01:24:04,000 --> 01:24:09,000 - Do you understand me? - We have a friend at home 530 01:24:09,000 --> 01:24:18,000 He's a very nice friend of mine. He's called lawyer Buso. He would give his life to help somebody. 531 01:24:19,000 --> 01:24:28,000 We can ask a pen and a paper, and you can write your resume. You write your first name, last name, what you can do 532 01:24:28,000 --> 01:24:35,000 what you would do... - I can do anything. I do anything. 533 01:24:35,000 --> 01:24:39,000 - I feel so lonely. - Yes. 534 01:24:40,000 --> 01:24:46,000 Especially on night, when I'm going to bed. I never decide. I always wish I had somebody. 535 01:24:47,000 --> 01:24:49,000 A bit of warmth. 536 01:24:50,000 --> 01:25:00,000 How you can go to bed all alone? Would you pay figure to have somebody next to you? 537 01:25:01,000 --> 01:25:07,000 - I would pay to not have that. I've my Grandma who snores in my room. - But I don't snore. 538 01:25:09,000 --> 01:25:11,000 What you mean? 539 01:25:18,000 --> 01:25:25,000 - If you feel so alone and depressed I can be with you for a while. - Really? Lets go. 540 01:25:25,000 --> 01:25:27,000 - Lets go? - Lets go. 541 01:25:30,000 --> 01:25:34,000 - Where do you want to go? - We could have a walk. - Later. 542 01:25:34,000 --> 01:25:41,000 - So if I find an open pharmacy I can by this dimi.. dimi.. for my Grandma. - Later. 543 01:25:41,000 --> 01:25:45,000 If we keep on this mess we'll arrive in Rome for next voting, in 4 years. 544 01:25:47,000 --> 01:25:53,000 - No, Olympics are every 4 years. - At this time all pharmacies are closed. 545 01:25:53,000 --> 01:25:58,000 - I've got your medicine in my room. - Do you feel embarassed too? 546 01:26:00,000 --> 01:26:06,000 - Nice clothes. Whose are they? - A Princess owned the hotel long ago. - She must be a noblewoman. 547 01:26:06,000 --> 01:26:08,000 - Come in. - What's here? 548 01:26:25,000 --> 01:26:26,000 OMG 549 01:26:31,000 --> 01:26:33,000 Even the kitchen. 550 01:26:36,000 --> 01:26:38,000 The television. 551 01:26:44,000 --> 01:26:50,000 - You just live here. - Yes. - Of course your salary is not enough. You live in a hotel. 552 01:26:50,000 --> 01:26:53,000 It's more practical for me. 553 01:26:55,000 --> 01:26:57,000 Fishes! 554 01:26:59,000 --> 01:27:09,000 What you give them to eat? Because they are so delicate. In one month I made 20 fishes die. Then I quit. 555 01:27:29,000 --> 01:27:33,000 What a pity. I'm out of your medicine. 556 01:27:35,000 --> 01:27:39,000 - Thanks anyway. - Where are you going? - I goto go. - No, no. 557 01:27:39,000 --> 01:27:43,000 - I'm sorry, I really have to go. - Don't leave. - It's not because I'm scared. 558 01:27:43,000 --> 01:27:45,000 It's your first time? 559 01:27:48,000 --> 01:27:54,000 - But what the fuck! - I'm sorry, I didn't mean. 560 01:27:54,000 --> 01:27:58,000 - Fuck off! - I'm sorry. 561 01:28:14,000 --> 01:28:22,000 - Granny. Granny. I've seen something which scared me. - It was a bad dream, sleep now. 562 01:28:23,000 --> 01:28:25,000 It wasn't a bad dream. 563 01:28:27,000 --> 01:28:36,000 A lady who says to be a teacher, suddenly was totally naked in front of me. With all women's stuff outside, all women's nether 564 01:28:36,000 --> 01:28:45,000 She had like a black wood, like a triangle, it was like she was wearing underwear. 565 01:28:45,000 --> 01:28:49,000 It was a bad dream my kid. Be quite, sleep. 566 01:28:53,000 --> 01:28:55,000 It had to be underwear. 567 01:30:08,000 --> 01:30:14,000 - Mimmo, we are close to Orvieto. Lets go to see the cathedral for a little while. - A little while? 568 01:30:14,000 --> 01:30:21,000 Where do you want to go? You will keep on turning candles on and we'll be there three hours long. 569 01:30:21,000 --> 01:30:26,000 - That's not true. - Granny, I know you well. 570 01:30:27,000 --> 01:30:33,000 Communist, get on. It's 100 km left and we'll do that quietly, right? 571 01:30:36,000 --> 01:30:39,000 - God, who is he? - Mamma mia, who is he? 572 01:30:43,000 --> 01:30:49,000 Madam, yesterday I did you the injection, now you have to give me the favour back. Bring me to Rome please. 573 01:30:49,000 --> 01:30:54,000 - What did happen? - The Prince fell off. Fortunately I recognized the car. 574 01:30:54,000 --> 01:31:00,000 - Only you can save me. - Save you? What you mean? - You shut up. Get on and hurry up. 575 01:31:01,000 --> 01:31:04,000 Granny, get on. Everything happens to me. 576 01:31:06,000 --> 01:31:10,000 - Hurry up. - Everything to me. 577 01:31:10,000 --> 01:31:18,000 - Enough with these trips. - I could be your mother, I've seen many things in my life. What did happen? 578 01:31:18,000 --> 01:31:21,000 I'm wanted. I've got a dead man in conscience. 579 01:31:34,000 --> 01:31:38,000 - Excuse me Magda, how are you keeping your hands on the wheel? - Why Furio? 580 01:31:40,000 --> 01:31:45,000 Darling, the hands have to keep the wheel like 10.15. This is the ideal position. 581 01:31:46,000 --> 01:31:52,000 You're keeping them like 6.25. Very dangerous! Americans drive in 6.25 style, indeed they die like flies. 582 01:31:52,000 --> 01:31:58,000 Keep the right side Magda, a little less of gas, a little less. A little less. 583 01:32:04,000 --> 01:32:05,000 Slow Magda. 584 01:32:10,000 --> 01:32:18,000 - Look, this is the tipical Italian jerkness. You'll see we'll find an omelette in a km. - What are you saying Furio! 585 01:32:20,000 --> 01:32:27,000 Sorry, forget it. You're still nervous couse of what happened. You're right honey, don't worry. 586 01:32:27,000 --> 01:32:33,000 - Now we go slowly to home. Nobody is following us. - Nobody at all. 587 01:32:35,000 --> 01:32:43,000 Listen, shall we make the schedule for the after-vote? I'd say, to begin, mission strudel, Mom likes it. 588 01:32:43,000 --> 01:32:50,000 We go to lunch there with the strudel. We stay there till about 3.25-3.30, then we go to visit uncle Piero. 589 01:32:50,000 --> 01:32:55,000 After uncle Piero I'd suggest a visit to Nino, where we can find Clara, Michele, Marcellino, right? 590 01:32:55,000 --> 01:33:01,000 Then I'd say to put these two solutions to the vote : we go to the Rome exhibition or to the Roman forum. 591 01:33:01,000 --> 01:33:09,000 - Open vote, I refrain. - Roman Forum. - Rome exhibition, Rome exhibition! 592 01:33:09,000 --> 01:33:12,000 Rome exhibition kids? Awarded to the Rome exhibition. 593 01:33:13,000 --> 01:33:19,000 - Oh God, the cops. Damn it. - Calm down, it's nothing. - Nothing? If they're looking 594 01:33:19,000 --> 01:33:25,000 for him lets him get off. - Calm down and go. 99% they're not looking for me. It's a regular check. 595 01:33:25,000 --> 01:33:33,000 - What if the 1% happens? - I said calm down, with quietness, go. - Don't worry Mr Prince, I'll manage that. 596 01:33:33,000 --> 01:33:39,000 You have to know that during the war I saved the life of a... - A German soldier! Enough with that Granny! 597 01:33:42,000 --> 01:33:47,000 - 4000. - Now what can I say? Goodbye! 598 01:33:48,000 --> 01:33:51,000 Keep on going like this, calm. Don't get nervous. 599 01:33:53,000 --> 01:33:55,000 Oh God. Oh God. I'm sorry. 600 01:33:57,000 --> 01:34:01,000 - I didn't mean it. - Goodmorning. - Goodmorning. 601 01:34:01,000 --> 01:34:03,000 - Your car registration document and driving licence, please. - Car registration document and? 602 01:34:03,000 --> 01:34:05,000 - Driving licence. - Driving licence. 603 01:34:05,000 --> 01:34:10,000 Yes, yes, the document is here and... 604 01:34:10,000 --> 01:34:14,000 This is the document, the driving licence is... 605 01:34:15,000 --> 01:34:17,000 Here you are. 606 01:34:18,000 --> 01:34:22,000 - He's my son. - I'm her grand-son. 607 01:34:23,000 --> 01:34:26,000 - Thus he's your father. - This is my father? Are you kiddin me? 608 01:34:26,000 --> 01:34:29,000 - Thus he's your uncle. - Is he my uncle? 609 01:34:31,000 --> 01:34:38,000 Who knows him? Oh God, my brain is bursting. Lets confess everything. Forget me. 610 01:34:38,000 --> 01:34:46,000 He's my son. Yesterday he ate, drank and slept with me. He has a solid cast-iron alibi. 611 01:34:49,000 --> 01:34:52,000 Can you get off? Come here. 612 01:34:53,000 --> 01:34:58,000 - If you let me speak, I can explain you the mess these two nuts are making. - Show me your ID please. 613 01:34:58,000 --> 01:35:07,000 - Me? ID? Marshal, somebody stole my ID. - First of all, I'm not a Marshall. You accost your car please. 614 01:35:08,000 --> 01:35:12,000 - Wait! Calm down! - Brigadier! Brigadier! - You are making a mistake. 615 01:35:12,000 --> 01:35:17,000 - Are you listening to this asshole and that other? - First of all, moderate your terms. Then come with me to clarify the situation. 616 01:35:17,000 --> 01:35:25,000 I gave you the injection even. Asshole, are you happy now? Infamous, you made me imprisoned. Infamous! Asshole! 617 01:35:31,000 --> 01:35:35,000 He's right. You are such an asshole with no limits. 618 01:35:43,000 --> 01:35:46,000 Destination, sweet destination. Finally we got you. 619 01:35:47,000 --> 01:35:54,000 - Yes, but now a problem arises. - What problem Furio? Finally we can get in to vote. 620 01:35:54,000 --> 01:35:59,000 And the kids? Being not appropriate bring them inside and being not able to leave them here, where we can leave them? Where we can bring them? 621 01:36:00,000 --> 01:36:07,000 - Then lets go to vote one at a time. - Yes! 10 to the Mom. It seems to me the best solution. 622 01:36:07,000 --> 01:36:17,000 So, listen. I go to vote, you stay here with the kids. I come back, I stay with the kids, you go to vote. Everything looks to be perfect. 623 01:36:18,000 --> 01:36:26,000 So listen. You have your ballot, you know who you have to vote for, your preferences are 4, 16, 44, everything looks... eh? 624 01:36:28,000 --> 01:36:33,000 - Do you adore me? - Yes. - So the feeling is mutual. See you later darling. 625 01:37:24,000 --> 01:37:25,000 Booth n.2. 626 01:37:31,000 --> 01:37:38,000 - Here you are. - Zoccàro Furio voted. - Zòccaro, Mr President, Zòccaro. 627 01:37:39,000 --> 01:37:46,000 Mr President, if I may, I wanted to expose you and you scrutineer something unpleasant maybe you don't know. 628 01:37:46,000 --> 01:37:50,000 - What happened? - Nothing, it happens that on the wall of the booth n.1 where I just voted there's 629 01:37:50,000 --> 01:37:55,000 a shocking obscene drewing. My duty was to let you know. Goodbye. 630 01:38:02,000 --> 01:38:06,000 Come in President. Come to see it. No, no, you can't. 631 01:38:06,000 --> 01:38:12,000 - Why I can't? - If you really want to see it, go to see. - Sure I want to see it. 632 01:38:18,000 --> 01:38:25,000 Sheer madness, an unheard thing. We got so bad. 633 01:38:25,000 --> 01:38:36,000 - I'm sorry for you ladies. Did you see that? We need somebody to clean up. - I'll do that, I try with my hanky. 634 01:38:36,000 --> 01:38:39,000 Did you see Italy today? 635 01:38:42,000 --> 01:38:45,000 - Excuse me, where is your Mom? - She left. - She left? Where did she go? 636 01:38:45,000 --> 01:38:52,000 - I don't know, she kissed us and she left. - Did she go to vote transgressing everything we planned and leaving you alone in the car? 637 01:38:52,000 --> 01:38:56,000 It's sheer madness. Lets go to look for her. 638 01:39:00,000 --> 01:39:05,000 - Excuse me, Ghiglioni Zoccaro Magda came to vote? - A moment, I check. - Thank you. 639 01:39:06,000 --> 01:39:08,000 No, she didn't yet. 640 01:39:10,000 --> 01:39:15,000 - Did she really tell you nothing? - No. - Mom volatilized. 641 01:39:43,000 --> 01:39:46,000 If you don't want to talk to me you just do me a favour. 642 01:39:47,000 --> 01:39:52,000 I will laugh when you have to climbe stairs. How you can do that without me? 643 01:39:54,000 --> 01:39:57,000 - It's here? - Upstairs. First floor. 644 01:39:59,000 --> 01:40:03,000 Boy, can you take me, I can't climbe the stairs. 645 01:40:04,000 --> 01:40:11,000 I quarrelled with my grandson and I don't want to give him the pleasure to take me. Look how he gets mad. 646 01:40:26,000 --> 01:40:31,000 Excuse me, if she's telling you the story about the truck driver, don't care of her. 647 01:40:32,000 --> 01:40:35,000 Alright? It's her fault. She befriends with anybody! Dogs, pigs, thieves, anybody! 648 01:40:36,000 --> 01:40:42,000 I'm not telling him about the truck driver. I'm telling him what a grandson I have. Big, tall and whiner. 649 01:40:42,000 --> 01:40:45,000 Who confuses a pussy with underwears. 650 01:40:45,000 --> 01:40:51,000 Are you telling him that? Alright, I quit you. I don't want to talk to you anymore. 651 01:40:52,000 --> 01:40:55,000 I'm not feeling very well. Take my purse please. 652 01:40:58,000 --> 01:41:04,000 - What's the problem? Speak to me! - I'm feeling better now. 653 01:41:09,000 --> 01:41:12,000 Thank you boy. 654 01:41:27,000 --> 01:41:29,000 - Booth n.2 madam. - Thank you. 655 01:41:39,000 --> 01:41:40,000 Booth n.1. 656 01:41:46,000 --> 01:41:54,000 - They saied to you booth n.2. This is mine. - You go to yours. - You go! - No, I don't go. - Me neither. 657 01:41:54,000 --> 01:41:57,000 - Why you don't want to go? - Because I don't want! 658 01:41:57,000 --> 01:42:07,000 - Excuse me President, which booth did you give to her? - It's the same, any booth. - Any booth? I can't do anything, she has to be always right. 659 01:42:08,000 --> 01:42:14,000 You know what? I don't want to give you the house in the countryside anymore. 660 01:42:15,000 --> 01:42:19,000 - You just do me a favour, because it's full of mice. - Silence. 661 01:42:19,000 --> 01:42:21,000 Tell it to her. 662 01:43:00,000 --> 01:43:05,000 Excuse me. Can I go to see what she's doing? She can't see very well, I think she's making a mess. 663 01:43:06,000 --> 01:43:10,000 - Not at all. - I'm her grandson. May I call her? 664 01:43:16,000 --> 01:43:21,000 She likes to kid. If you know how many jokes she makes to me. 665 01:43:37,000 --> 01:43:38,000 She's kiddin. 666 01:43:51,000 --> 01:44:01,000 - You should come here. Were you her grandson? - Were? I am. Is she saying 'Mimmo Mimmo my God my God'? She likes to kid. 667 01:44:01,000 --> 01:44:04,000 - She's not saying anything. Come, come. - She's not speaking? 668 01:44:10,000 --> 01:44:12,000 Call the emergency number. 669 01:44:16,000 --> 01:44:23,000 She was alive five minutes ago. It's not fair, I had no time to make peace. 670 01:44:25,000 --> 01:44:32,000 What we have to do with this vote? The ballot was half opened. We saw it, so the vote is nullified. 671 01:44:33,000 --> 01:44:38,000 - No, you want to nullify it because you know who she voted for. - I have no interest in it. I'm here to 672 01:44:38,000 --> 01:44:45,000 ensure compliance with the law. - You say it was half opened, I say it was half closed, the vote is valid. 673 01:44:45,000 --> 01:44:48,000 You are in malafides. Lets check the regulation, alright? 674 01:45:07,000 --> 01:45:16,000 Be quiet. Be quiet. My grandma is dead. She's really dead. 675 01:46:08,000 --> 01:46:15,000 Down. 676 01:46:26,000 --> 01:46:27,000 Booth n.1. 677 01:47:09,000 --> 01:47:11,000 I just want to say a thing. 678 01:47:12,000 --> 01:47:54,000 incomprehensible dialect, complaining about his trip 679 01:47:54,000 --> 01:47:59,000 You know what? This will go up your asses. Goodbye.